| its my secondlife character Egor Borgin, portraying Duce Clutch |

greg and the lost kingdomgreg and the lost kingdom by ~bcooo91h
Two U.S. Army guards were standing at the gateway that led into the secret government base Area 51. Suddenly two trucks came rolling up and stopped in front of the gate. "Sorry sir," said one of the guards. "But this area is restricted US Government property. Please turn away or you will be put under arrest." Suddenly long slobbery tentacles whooshed out of the car, picked up the guard, wrapped itself around the poor unfortunate soul's head, and in one squeeze, crushed his head into bloody ooze. Dr. Slobber and several large snakes slithered out of the trucks and in about 10 minutes the entire Area 51 was at their cold mercy. Dr.Slobber cal